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Had 2 B Stewbies at Robsten Wedding and Fangirl Attacks ♥ ;D

Hello, Lovelies!:)
I am so sorry I haven't posted anything new!
I just don't know what to talk about! Hope this makes up? ;)

 Um, well, around Thursday I think, Kristen was spotted with "Had 2BU" on her hand and the fandom went crazy!!!! I know I did! I wrote it on my hand and my whole fucking wall afterwards! Lol My mom thought I was fucking crazy or something!:P
But I can't help it! Robsten is fucking amazing! They are my life! ♥
And..

Well, I certainly know ya'll found out about the wedding Robsten went to?:) If you haven't you can check below for the few pictures I found. They were so cute!! Rob had the most amazing hair! Or should I say SEXHAIR. My OVARIES exploded multiple times that day!! Seriously...O N L Y Rob and Kristen can make my ovaries EXPLODE. Just by seeing them or hearing/seeing their names make my ovaries explode! So that means 24/7! My room is covered with Robsten posters and Twilight posters soooo hahah and my phone wall paper is also Robsten!! ♥ ♥ Lol
Sooo..

OMG. Please Please Please!!! TELL ME YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE NEW ONR CLIP!! If YOU HAVEN'T. YOU N E E D TO SEE IT!! Only one word...STEWBIES. EXPOSED STEWBIES! The link to the video is right here ----> http://gawker.com/5920326/kristen-stewarts-boobs-make-their-debut

 My vagina was a waterfall...♥ Yes. IT IS A GOOD THINGl lol

Am I the only one who freaks the fuck out when I see anything TWILIGHT/ROBSTEN/KRISTEN/ROB related?!! Just a couple of hours ago I flipped to channel 60(FX) and I saw that they were screening Twilight and I SCREAMED! And I started doing these little dumb dances! And I felt stupid but I was wayyyyy to excited to give 2 FUCKS about what I looked like!!!!!

And not to long ago I went to go buy the VF magazine that had Kristen on the cover...and I didn't find it. And I at the Magazine section, I found a magazine that had Breaking Dawn on the cover. And I began to have a small heart attack. And I start to look inside....AND I SEE THAT THE MAGAZINE IS ALLLL ABOUT BREAKING DAWN! AND I SEE MANY ROBSTEN POSTERS AND INDIVIDUAL POSTERS OF ROB AND KRISTEN!!!! AND I BEGIN TO HYPERVENTILATE AND HAVE AN ATTACK!!!! My mom kept telling me to calm down because she was scared that I was going to die. ( Yeah. It was that bad!) I'm serious.
I seriously looked like someone who was having an attack of any sort. My heart was beating SO fast. I was getting pale-ish. I was shaking so much my mom couldn't keep me still. I couldn't walk because my legs felt limp like noodles. My pupils dilated. THIS WAS FANGIRL OVERLOAD. Toooo much ROBSTEN IN ONE DAY!! AND IT WAS THE THURSDAY THEY SPOTTED KRISTEN WITH "Had 2BU". So I fangirled even more!! Seriously. That was the biggest FANGIRL ATTACK I have EVER gotten. And I am soo sure it ain't my last!

I would sooo L O V E to hear any of your major FANGIRL ATTACKS!! Lol :) Please Please Please Comment and Follow!:) Please

PICS OF THE WEDDING!!:)

THEIR NAMES :'''')

SEXY AS ROB!!♥ UNFF!

KRISTEN!! ♥ Those Lucky bitches...ESPECIALLY the chick in the pink! She ALSO took a pic with Rob...I still need to get that one. I was on my kindle when I got the pics.

Oh Fuck YEAH!!! DJ ROB! ♥ DJ NINJA ♥ DJ SEXEDHOBO ♥ The names can go on! ;)

Sooo Sexy!!! ♥ 

ROBSTEN ♥ 2010 and then 2012.. Every two years! 2014 next;) Hopefully..THEIRS ♥

 So jealous of them! But all I can see is SEX(ROBSTEN). Yup...freshly fucked faces we see here;)

KRISTEN at the Jenny Lewis Concert!! ♥ DAT ass Kristen. DAT. Motherfucking. ASS. ♥

 HAIL THESE BLACK SHORTS THAT KRISTEN ALWAYS WEARS!!! ♥

Shocked..I LOVE YOU.

I am seriously shocked by what I saw today. I seriously thought that maybe NO ONE has gone or went on my blog....(especially since there are no comments or followers...) but when I saw THIS

My heart just fluttered:) It may not be much but its much more than what I expected <3 And this is by WEEK....

THESE are by MONTH

I feel so grateful to those of you who DO visit this site! Even if it is some what crappy :P haha I LOVE YOU ALL <3

Thank You:)

Krisbian RANT: Kristen Fucking Haters

Are people really still on the fucking comments like: "Kristen looks retarded." "Kristen has no expressions." "Kristen can't act for shit." "Kristen is ugly." "Kristen looks like a dog that got ran over in the face." "Kristen looks like she's going to throw up." "Kristen is stuck up and thinks she's better than everyone."

Well, you know what? Kristen is fucking better than you. She is a better person than you. Have you tried acting at all? I want to see you look like if you're having a seizure. I want to see you screaming and writhing in pain! It's not that easy fuck nut! Kristen is one of the most amazing actresses in this fucking generation!!

Stop hating on someone just because she came out in a movie you don't like! Maybe she's supposed to act like that in Twilight?! Huh? Have you thought about that?! Have you even watched Panic Room? Or The Cake Eaters? The Messengers? The Yellow Handkerchief? Adventureland? Welcome to the Riley's? The Runaways? Snow White and the Huntsman?! No? Well go fucking watch them! She's fucking bad ass in every single one of them! I can name all her movies! And I know she's amazing in every single one of them!

How about you stop judging her acting based on Twilight and go watch some of her other bad ass movies!

I'm tired of every one saying all this shit about her! Bitch please! This was a ages ago! Get some new fucking comebacks or some shit! It's getting so old!

And I hate going on Google or something, and seeing pics of Kristen that say something like 'Kristen Trying to Smile' and with a gif of her doing one of her many goofy faces.

People claim that they hate her or don't like her, but they have fucking sites and blogs about how much they hate her. If you hate someone, you don't make sites of pages about them. What kind of bull shittery is that?!

And you know what? You say Kristen has no emotion in the movie Twilight, just because you hate it. But guess what?! Jennifer Lawrence doesn't exactly smile all the time in the movie. I love Jennifer Lawrence, but she kept a straight face! But that's because she had to! And in Twilight maybe Kristen had to too! And Kristen DOES smile in the Twilight movies! You guys are just acting stupid!

I bet Kristen is sick and tired of this shit! 'Cause I know I am!! One day, we are just going to go out in the world and shoot you!

                                                           Like THIS! But with a REAL gun...-_-

                           Kristen is going to be in a balcony shooting you all like this..while I'm shooting you in the fucking mouth.

You either Love her...or you LOVE to hate her. And Loving to hate her is the same thing as loving her! Because you are constantly thinking about her and talking about her! Obviously SHE is on your mind 24/7 if you're going to be acting like this!

And I just fucking hate, when people are saying that SWATH is going to be an awful movie just because Kristen is in it!

I was on rage comics not to long ago, and I saw one that had a person looking at the trailer and loving it, thinking it was going to be bad ass...but then got surprised when he saw Kristen, and then fucking claimed that it was now going to be an awful movie and he was not going to see it JUST because Kristen is acting in it.

What kind of bullshittery is that?!

I just sometimes want to SMACK the SHIT out of everybody(Even my friends) when they criticize Kristen. I sometimes walk away or hold back when I hear them talking shit.They should know better than not to talk about my woman that way!

People don't know why I am so defensive or obsessed with Kristen. But it's just not worth it explaining how she changed my life. Kristen and I are VERY similar. I have always been so shy, awkward, ALWAYS have stuttered (my parents should know), I bite my lip, I talk with my hands, I run my hand through my hair and play with it.

So hating Kristen is like hating me. I tell my friends that don't like her that, and their usual response is: "But you're fun!" "You smile!" "You're loud!" "You're not stuck up!" etc etc etc...

And I ALWAYS say.."Well you know what?! So does she! We are not that different! *apart from her beauty*" But attitude/personality wise, we are the same. And their are a lot of people like that! And if you are like that, and you hate/don't like Kristen, then you are a fucking hypocrite! I would say fucking more but I am done ranting and I don't need to fucking explain any shit to you fuckers!

So, bye! Fuck off! Have a shitty life!

And bye, lovely Krisbians:) ♥

Krisbian for E V E R♥

R O B S T E N is the Ultimate L O V E ♥

 The way he bows His head on Her shoulder. He immediately went to Her while everyone was clapping. ♥

 This just makes me creyy ♥

 Their beautiful hand holding ♥

 ^ This is so amazing ♥ T H I S ♥

  v ^ The Kiss on The Cheek ♥

I would just love to rub this into everybody's face. E S P E C I A L L Y Nonstens.

No. This so PROVES that Robsten is R E A L. Especially the ones at the Cannes OTR after party.

Robsten....is just the most beautiful couple I have ever seen. I've never seen a couple with a love like theirs.

I love how they are just so in their own little bubble ♥

Robsten is the Ultimate, Dorky Love ♥

I love R O B S T E N ♥

I will A L W A Y S ship R O B S T E N ♥

This PROVOCATIVE TEASE! *.*

 LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!!

 ^ This beautiful, gorgeous, sexy woman is trying to kill me isn't she?

STEWBIES *.*

Kristen is my guilty, dirty, dirty, pleasure...*.*

Just look at those long, beautiful legs of hers!

Kristen has the most beautiful legs I have ever seen! <3

Kristen.
My.
Ovaries.
Exploded.
*.*

Robsten, Robsten, and more Robsten:)

My babies! :) <3 :3 They are just so beautiful! I love them so much!

The way she rubs his hair! :3

The way he kisses her forehead!:3

THE WAY THE ARE ROBSTEN!

I love them!<3 :'3