STUPID FUCKING TABLOID KRISTEN RUMORS.

I. Am. Fucking. Pissed.

I am hating US Weekly and all the other fucking tabloids.

The fucking NERVE they have to say that Kristen Stewart cheated on Rob. With Rupert? Who has a fucking wife and kids? No. Just..FUCK NO. It's all a fucking lie! The picture is obviously fake! The shoulders are too pointed and the fucking EAR is missing! But guess what....PEOPLE ARE STILL BELIEVING IT!

And some so-called "Fans" like "Robsteners" and "Krisbians" are FUCKING believing it!

IF YOU WERE A REAL FAN, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT KRISTEN AND ROB HATE CHEATING. ROB WOULD NEVER CHEAT. AND KRISTEN WOULD NEVER CHEAT EITHER.

It makes me sick...fucking SICK...to see the "Fans" thinking Kristen would do something like this. Like no. Fucking NO!

And people on twitter who have the word 'Krisbian' 'Robsten' 'Kristen' in your twitter name.....CHANGE IT. Cuz you OBVIOUSLY do NOT deserve to have that name if you believe the fucking bullshit RUMOR!

Kristen doesn't deserve this!

And the people that are believing this that aren't her fan...just want another reason to hate her. And it's stupid and cheap!

You have got to be sooo fucking GULLIBLE to believe this shit.

The picture is so fucking fake!
1. The shoulders are to pointed.
2. I believe she has BROWN hair right now!
3.The chins are different! Kristen's is more round and narrow. This one is more squared!
4.The fucking ear is missing.
5. The fucking ear is missing.
6. THE FUCKING EAR IS MISSING!
Plus...Kristen has big ears. (WHICH ARE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL) and those ears are tiny!

IT'S OBVIOUSLY LIBERTY IN THE PHOTO.

Some people are saying Kristen must've had a lot to drink when she did that.......

NO. Even if Kristen was drunk she is WAY TOO FUCKING SMART to do that!

And if you are the 'Fan' that thinks that Kristen was drunk, and that's why she did that...you are just calling her stupid. Thinking she'd be stupid enough to do that....no...just...no..

For example: @RKLove3 said: " If it's true we should be thinking about rob, and liberty and the kids not kristen's fucking feelings." & "yeah I want to say some really hurtfull things about kristen RN..but im holding off until ic.." Check out her twitter for more bullshittery she is saying!!

Are you even thinking about her feelings?

How do you think Kristen would feel, huh?

Put yourself in HER shoes.

Imagine if that was a rumor about you and EVERYONE...even your 'FANS' thought it was true...How would YOU feel, huh? Not fucking great, right?

It kills me...kills me..to know how Kristen might be feeling...She may shrug it off...She may laugh...She may not care...but on the inside..she could be dying..

And I keep thinking...what if she's crying? Some people have already given her shit for other stupid things...and now they got another reason!

And having an image of Kristen crying while she's reading all the hate....It breaks my heart...because that woman that everyone is talking about...She changed my life..

Kristen came into my life. She changed my life. She saved my life. I owe her my life. She IS my life.

And reading this kind of shit makes me sick!

Reading the comments on the fucking site...

People calling her a slut, a whore, 'once a cheater always a cheater', home wrecker, ect.....It killed me on the inside... I got pissed....I punched the wall so many times to take out my anger...now my hand is throbbing and purple.. Especially my pinkie knuckle...

I just hope Kristen never got to read those comments...because that would just destroy me knowing how she would react.

And to those people saying the Kristen cheated on Michael with Rob...Fucking NO!

Kristen broke up with Michael...then waited MONTHS and until she turned 18 to be with Rob.

Like @CharlizeStew said: "In my opinion, I don't think Kristen ever cheated on Michael. Maybe EMOTIONALLY, but NEVER physically."

@xRobstenChickKs said: "Everyone has flaws. Even Kristen. But she WOULD NOT! cheat on Rob!! Be a true fucking fan and support Robsten or GTFO of this fandom!!"

@HauntedTwilight said: "I don't know who I'm more angry with! The media for making up a FAKE story or the idiots on my TL for not seeing this is BULLSHIT!"

@stewransom said: "DEAR FANDOM HIERARCHY, HOW DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELVES FANS IF YOU BELIEVE THIS."

@stewza said: "Tonight, we saw who's the real Krisbian and who's not." WE SURE FUCKING DID.

@ohstewarts said: "If you hate on Kristen now then I recommend you never call yourself a Kristen fan ever again." YES TO THIS!

@TwiUpd_News said: "As soon as 1 rumor hits bay.. and all of a sudden most of Kristens "FANS" bail. How DARE u call urself a fan!" AMEN TO THIS!

@Musicalgirl1913 said: "HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ROB HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF CHEATING AND NO ONE BELIEVES? WHY THE FUCK ONE STUPID LIE COMES ABT KRISTEN AND YOU BELIEVE?"

@HauntedTwilight said: "PLEASE! It took YEARS for proper PDA photo with Rob! You REALLY think some "source" took a REAL PDA photo with RUPERT! ABSOLUTE CRAP" and those were LONG years!

@KristenBeMyBFF said: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN BE A FAN OF SOMEONE FOR FIVE YEARS & THEN HATE THEM BECAUSE OF A RUMOR & LOW QUALITY, PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE"

@HOTBODYGUARD said: "Like Edward said... "After all the thousand times I've told you I love you, how could you let on word break you faith in me?" #DamnRumors " Ahh...such a revelant Twilight Quote ♥

@RobstenMonster said: " "I never was the kind of girl who dated a different boy each week. I was obsessed with the same guy for a pretty long time"- Kristen Stewart. " ♥

@AmazedByRobsten Said: "Kristen isn't a cheater. She's not a home wrecker. She said in interviews she isn't. Why believe a tabloid over her own words? Shame."

@melenciaga said: "Why would Kristen go out to buy sausage when she has a perfectly sexy on at home? NO SENSE OKAY." haha And big at that!;) ♥

@OhmyKristenStew said: "So Kristen loves us more than any idol loves their fans and you do this? Bah, fuck you." & "You can think whatever you want. I'm just here, loving my Kristen in my own bubble." ♥ :)

I would put more...but that would be in the end to lighten the mood if you are mad as I am!!

Anyways...I think I made my point here...so I'm off....

Oh...and @RKlove3....GO FUCKING DIE.

Keep reading for funny tweets/jokes to lighten the mood...All are from @melenciaga :) WHO IS OBVIOUSLY FUNNY!;)

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN AND ROB ACTUALLY HAD A BABY 2 YEARS AGO. HER NAME IS JULAIRE RICHON PATTINSON.

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN HATES TALL MEN. SHE ACTUALLY LOVES PESKY DWARVES.

PLOT TWIST: OTR WAS NOT AN ACTUAL MOVIE.. IT WAS A SEX TAPE!

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN DOESN'T SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH A LIL' BUMP AND GRIND.

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS A DIRECTIONER. YK LOVING THE BRITISH AND ALL.

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN STEWART IS A 5'11 PORNSTAR. NO ACTING NEEDED FOR CALI.


PLOT TWIST: MEANWHILE ALL THIS TABLOID STUFF IS GOING ON...KRISTEN IN ACTUALLY BAKING IN HEELS

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN STEWART IS ACTUALLY JOAN JETT.

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN'S REAL MOM IS JODIE FOSTER.

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH BARACK OBAMA... SHE WAS TOO SHY TO GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE DINNER!

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN WAS THE MASTERMIND THAT LEAKED THE BD PHOTOS WAY BACK WHEN.

PLOT TWIST: THAT WAS ACTUALLY KRISTEN'S LEG AT THE OSCARS, NOT ANGELINA'S

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS ACTUALLY A PART OF THE LAPD

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN LIVES ON ISLE ESME AND NO ON CAN STOP HER

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN STEWART ACTUALLY DRINKS BLOOD BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE'S A VAMPIRE.

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN STEWART IS A TUMBLR HIPST3R

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS THE REAL OCTOMOM, BUT DECIDED TO GIVE UP THE KIDS.


PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN HIRED ROB TO BE HER PRETEND BF ALL THIS TIME JUST SO SHE CAN LOOK LIKE SHE'S NOT FOREVER ALONE.

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN SNATCHED MACKENZIE FOY AND NOW THEY'RE BUILDING A HOSPITAL BY HAND.

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS AN ACTUAL HOBO. HER AND ROB MET IN A SHELTER.

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN CHOPPED HER OWN EAR OFF. THE PIC IS REAL. (omg I love this one PMSL!)


PLOT TWIST: THAT'S NOT LIBERTY ROSS IN THE PICTURE. IT'S ME.


PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS MAKING HER OWN BURN BOOK OF PAPZ RN.

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN AND ROB ARE COMING UP WITH BABY NAMES RN.


PLOT TWIST: THE BRAZILIANS CAPTURED KRISTEN AND THEY ARE HOLDING HER FOR RANSOM.

PLOT TWIST...(or is it): KRISTEN AND ROB PARTAKE IN THE BDSM LIFESTYLE.

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS ACTUALLY A STRIPPER AND WTTR WAS ACTUALLY A DOCUMENTARY OF HER LIFE. (omg.. love this one! lol ♥)

PLOT TWIST: TAYLOR IS NOT GAY... HE AND KRISTEN ARE NOW WORKING FOR CIRQUE DE SOLEIL

PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN AND ROB WERE IN TORONTO PARTYING IT UP WITH ME ON THE 17TH.

PLOT TWIST: ROB AND KRISTEN WERE AT AN OBGYN APPOINTMENT ON THE 17TH!


BREAKING NEWS: KRISTEN STEWART GOES LESBIAN FOR CHARLIZE THERON....(not bad actually lol) ;) LOL

ROBSTEN FANDOM APOCALYPSE. KILL ALL TABLOIDS!! GO GO GO (my favvveee!!!!:D )

ITS OFFICIAL. I HATE NEEDLES BUT YOLO IM GETTING A TATTOO OF A SHIP THAT SAYS ROBSTEN AND IT'S GONNA HAVE "I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP."

MY PET SOCK HAS BETTER PHOTOSHOP SKILLS

RUPERT SANDERS IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU FOR CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE WITH... YOUR WIFE! *SCOFFS*



ALRIGHT. Hope all ya'll enjoyed the funnies! Complimentary from @melenciaga :) Robsten's surrogate ;) lol

Bye!

Kristen loves you!:) ( well...her TRUE fans!) :)

Comic Con, Robsten EyeFucking and Joint interviews

.............................................................................................................................................................I'm sorry. I'm still trying to recover from my fangirl attack! Lol

ROBSTEN CUTENESS!!!!

WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO US! MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT!!!

I was on Twitter. And everyone was freaking out....And I was like.."Oh my god. Something big is happening." And I started to panic because I really really really wanted to know. And my friend Cici (@MySnowStew) was tweeting about something so I went to her profile and got a link.

That link had a video.

A video of an interview.

An interview with Robsten and Taylor.

An Interview with Robsten and Taylor that led to 'Microphone Malfunctions.'

'Microphone Malfunctions' that led to off screen camera.

An off screen camera set on Robsten......and Taylor.(Poor TayTay...so alone:/)

An off screen camera on Robsten that led to Robsten cuteness!

Robsten cuteness that led to Robsten EYE FUCKING.

Robsten EYE FUCKING that led to my DEATH.

I seriously died.

My heart beat was..... /\____/\______/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\_/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\_____/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/________________________________________________________________________________*Dead*


It's so cute how they thought no one was looking! The way they were talking to each other. I DIED. MY HEART COULD NOT TAKE IT ANYMORE. SEE FOR YOURSELVES!! 
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I FANGIRLED HARDCORE!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! PLEASE COMMENT AND TELL ME HOW YOU REACTED....

I'm so lonely.


THANKS!:)

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RIP TwiFan Gisela

Lovely Twihards.

Today we have lost an important TwiFan. She was such a dedicated fan that this loss is affecting all of us. When I found out I was crushed. I cried. I was so upset. I know I didn't know her but it affected my Twilight Heart. Some people find it ridiculous crying for a person you didn't even know. And that pisses me off. Because we DID know her. She was part of our family. A member of our family had died. Even though some of us didn't know her that well or at all....Fandom is Family. And she was part of this family.

She could have been the cousin we have never met, or the long lost sister..etc. And we love her, and mourn for her because that is what families do.

"Death is Peaceful. Easy. But life is harder."

"I'd never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in the place of someone I love..seems like a good way to go."

A car. A fucking car. That was just enough to ruin and crush her dreams to meet the cast and go see BD part 2. A fucking car. Something so little but dangerous ruin some peoples lives.

I hope that from heaven, you can see Comic Con and The Twilight BD Epic Finale. I hope that you fan girl like the rest of us. I hope that you will love it like we all will. I hope you remember that you will live in this fandom's hearts forever.

Remember that we will always love you and remember you.

Kristen Stewart loves you.

Robert Pattinson Loves you.

The Twilight Cast Loves you.

We will always love you <3

REST IN PEACE TWIFAN GISELA <333

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Had 2 B Stewbies at Robsten Wedding and Fangirl Attacks ♥ ;D

Hello, Lovelies!:)
I am so sorry I haven't posted anything new!
I just don't know what to talk about! Hope this makes up? ;)

 Um, well, around Thursday I think, Kristen was spotted with "Had 2BU" on her hand and the fandom went crazy!!!! I know I did! I wrote it on my hand and my whole fucking wall afterwards! Lol My mom thought I was fucking crazy or something!:P
But I can't help it! Robsten is fucking amazing! They are my life! ♥
And..

Well, I certainly know ya'll found out about the wedding Robsten went to?:) If you haven't you can check below for the few pictures I found. They were so cute!! Rob had the most amazing hair! Or should I say SEXHAIR. My OVARIES exploded multiple times that day!! Seriously...O N L Y Rob and Kristen can make my ovaries EXPLODE. Just by seeing them or hearing/seeing their names make my ovaries explode! So that means 24/7! My room is covered with Robsten posters and Twilight posters soooo hahah and my phone wall paper is also Robsten!! ♥ ♥ Lol
Sooo..

OMG. Please Please Please!!! TELL ME YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE NEW ONR CLIP!! If YOU HAVEN'T. YOU N E E D TO SEE IT!! Only one word...STEWBIES. EXPOSED STEWBIES! The link to the video is right here ----> http://gawker.com/5920326/kristen-stewarts-boobs-make-their-debut

 My vagina was a waterfall...♥ Yes. IT IS A GOOD THINGl lol

Am I the only one who freaks the fuck out when I see anything TWILIGHT/ROBSTEN/KRISTEN/ROB related?!! Just a couple of hours ago I flipped to channel 60(FX) and I saw that they were screening Twilight and I SCREAMED! And I started doing these little dumb dances! And I felt stupid but I was wayyyyy to excited to give 2 FUCKS about what I looked like!!!!!

And not to long ago I went to go buy the VF magazine that had Kristen on the cover...and I didn't find it. And I at the Magazine section, I found a magazine that had Breaking Dawn on the cover. And I began to have a small heart attack. And I start to look inside....AND I SEE THAT THE MAGAZINE IS ALLLL ABOUT BREAKING DAWN! AND I SEE MANY ROBSTEN POSTERS AND INDIVIDUAL POSTERS OF ROB AND KRISTEN!!!! AND I BEGIN TO HYPERVENTILATE AND HAVE AN ATTACK!!!! My mom kept telling me to calm down because she was scared that I was going to die. ( Yeah. It was that bad!) I'm serious.
I seriously looked like someone who was having an attack of any sort. My heart was beating SO fast. I was getting pale-ish. I was shaking so much my mom couldn't keep me still. I couldn't walk because my legs felt limp like noodles. My pupils dilated. THIS WAS FANGIRL OVERLOAD. Toooo much ROBSTEN IN ONE DAY!! AND IT WAS THE THURSDAY THEY SPOTTED KRISTEN WITH "Had 2BU". So I fangirled even more!! Seriously. That was the biggest FANGIRL ATTACK I have EVER gotten. And I am soo sure it ain't my last!

I would sooo L O V E to hear any of your major FANGIRL ATTACKS!! Lol :) Please Please Please Comment and Follow!:) Please

PICS OF THE WEDDING!!:)

THEIR NAMES :'''')

SEXY AS ROB!!♥ UNFF!

KRISTEN!! ♥ Those Lucky bitches...ESPECIALLY the chick in the pink! She ALSO took a pic with Rob...I still need to get that one. I was on my kindle when I got the pics.

Oh Fuck YEAH!!! DJ ROB! ♥ DJ NINJA ♥ DJ SEXEDHOBO ♥ The names can go on! ;)

Sooo Sexy!!! ♥ 

ROBSTEN ♥ 2010 and then 2012.. Every two years! 2014 next;) Hopefully..THEIRS ♥

 So jealous of them! But all I can see is SEX(ROBSTEN). Yup...freshly fucked faces we see here;)

KRISTEN at the Jenny Lewis Concert!! ♥ DAT ass Kristen. DAT. Motherfucking. ASS. ♥

 HAIL THESE BLACK SHORTS THAT KRISTEN ALWAYS WEARS!!! ♥

Shocked..I LOVE YOU.

I am seriously shocked by what I saw today. I seriously thought that maybe NO ONE has gone or went on my blog....(especially since there are no comments or followers...) but when I saw THIS

My heart just fluttered:) It may not be much but its much more than what I expected <3 And this is by WEEK....

THESE are by MONTH

I feel so grateful to those of you who DO visit this site! Even if it is some what crappy :P haha I LOVE YOU ALL <3

Thank You:)