I am hating US Weekly and all the other fucking tabloids.
The fucking NERVE they have to say that Kristen Stewart cheated on Rob. With Rupert? Who has a fucking wife and kids? No. Just..FUCK NO. It's all a fucking lie! The picture is obviously fake! The shoulders are too pointed and the fucking EAR is missing! But guess what....PEOPLE ARE STILL BELIEVING IT!
And some so-called "Fans" like "Robsteners" and "Krisbians" are FUCKING believing it!
IF YOU WERE A REAL FAN, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT KRISTEN AND ROB HATE CHEATING. ROB WOULD NEVER CHEAT. AND KRISTEN WOULD NEVER CHEAT EITHER.
It makes me sick...fucking SICK...to see the "Fans" thinking Kristen would do something like this. Like no. Fucking NO!
And people on twitter who have the word 'Krisbian' 'Robsten' 'Kristen' in your twitter name.....CHANGE IT. Cuz you OBVIOUSLY do NOT deserve to have that name if you believe the fucking bullshit RUMOR!
Kristen doesn't deserve this!
And the people that are believing this that aren't her fan...just want another reason to hate her. And it's stupid and cheap!
You have got to be sooo fucking GULLIBLE to believe this shit.
The picture is so fucking fake!
1. The shoulders are to pointed.
2. I believe she has BROWN hair right now!
3.The chins are different! Kristen's is more round and narrow. This one is more squared!
4.The fucking ear is missing.
5. The fucking ear is missing.
6. THE FUCKING EAR IS MISSING!
Plus...Kristen has big ears. (WHICH ARE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL) and those ears are tiny!
IT'S OBVIOUSLY LIBERTY IN THE PHOTO.
Some people are saying Kristen must've had a lot to drink when she did that.......
NO. Even if Kristen was drunk she is WAY TOO FUCKING SMART to do that!
And if you are the 'Fan' that thinks that Kristen was drunk, and that's why she did that...you are just calling her stupid. Thinking she'd be stupid enough to do that....no...just...no..
For example: @RKLove3 said: " If it's true we should be thinking about rob, and liberty and the kids not kristen's fucking feelings." & "yeah I want to say some really hurtfull things about kristen RN..but im holding off until ic.." Check out her twitter for more bullshittery she is saying!!
Are you even thinking about her feelings?
How do you think Kristen would feel, huh?
Put yourself in HER shoes.
Imagine if that was a rumor about you and EVERYONE...even your 'FANS' thought it was true...How would YOU feel, huh? Not fucking great, right?
It kills me...kills me..to know how Kristen might be feeling...She may shrug it off...She may laugh...She may not care...but on the inside..she could be dying..
And I keep thinking...what if she's crying? Some people have already given her shit for other stupid things...and now they got another reason!
And having an image of Kristen crying while she's reading all the hate....It breaks my heart...because that woman that everyone is talking about...She changed my life..
Kristen came into my life. She changed my life. She saved my life. I owe her my life. She IS my life.
And reading this kind of shit makes me sick!
Reading the comments on the fucking site...
People calling her a slut, a whore, 'once a cheater always a cheater', home wrecker, ect.....It killed me on the inside... I got pissed....I punched the wall so many times to take out my anger...now my hand is throbbing and purple.. Especially my pinkie knuckle...
I just hope Kristen never got to read those comments...because that would just destroy me knowing how she would react.
And to those people saying the Kristen cheated on Michael with Rob...Fucking NO!
Kristen broke up with Michael...then waited MONTHS and until she turned 18 to be with Rob.
Like @CharlizeStew said: "In my opinion, I don't think Kristen ever cheated on Michael. Maybe EMOTIONALLY, but NEVER physically."
@xRobstenChickKs said: "Everyone has flaws. Even Kristen. But she WOULD NOT! cheat on Rob!! Be a true fucking fan and support Robsten or GTFO of this fandom!!"
@HauntedTwilight said: "I don't know who I'm more angry with! The media for making up a FAKE story or the idiots on my TL for not seeing this is BULLSHIT!"
@stewransom said: "DEAR FANDOM HIERARCHY, HOW DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELVES FANS IF YOU BELIEVE THIS."
@stewza said: "Tonight, we saw who's the real Krisbian and who's not." WE SURE FUCKING DID.
@ohstewarts said: "If you hate on Kristen now then I recommend you never call yourself a Kristen fan ever again." YES TO THIS!
@TwiUpd_News said: "As soon as 1 rumor hits bay.. and all of a sudden most of Kristens "FANS" bail. How DARE u call urself a fan!" AMEN TO THIS!
@Musicalgirl1913 said: "HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ROB HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF CHEATING AND NO ONE BELIEVES? WHY THE FUCK ONE STUPID LIE COMES ABT KRISTEN AND YOU BELIEVE?"
@HauntedTwilight said: "PLEASE! It took YEARS for proper PDA photo with Rob! You REALLY think some "source" took a REAL PDA photo with RUPERT! ABSOLUTE CRAP" and those were LONG years!
@KristenBeMyBFF said: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN BE A FAN OF SOMEONE FOR FIVE YEARS & THEN HATE THEM BECAUSE OF A RUMOR & LOW QUALITY, PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE"
@HOTBODYGUARD said: "Like Edward said... "After all the thousand times I've told you I love you, how could you let on word break you faith in me?" #DamnRumors " Ahh...such a revelant Twilight Quote ♥
@RobstenMonster said: " "I never was the kind of girl who dated a different boy each week. I was obsessed with the same guy for a pretty long time"- Kristen Stewart. " ♥
@AmazedByRobsten Said: "Kristen isn't a cheater. She's not a home wrecker. She said in interviews she isn't. Why believe a tabloid over her own words? Shame."
@melenciaga said: "Why would Kristen go out to buy sausage when she has a perfectly sexy on at home? NO SENSE OKAY." haha And big at that!;) ♥
@OhmyKristenStew said: "So Kristen loves us more than any idol loves their fans and you do this? Bah, fuck you." & "You can think whatever you want. I'm just here, loving my Kristen in my own bubble." ♥ :)
I would put more...but that would be in the end to lighten the mood if you are mad as I am!!
Anyways...I think I made my point here...so I'm off....
Oh...and @RKlove3....GO FUCKING DIE.
Keep reading for funny tweets/jokes to lighten the mood...All are from @melenciaga :) WHO IS OBVIOUSLY FUNNY!;)
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN AND ROB ACTUALLY HAD A BABY 2 YEARS AGO. HER NAME IS JULAIRE RICHON PATTINSON.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN HATES TALL MEN. SHE ACTUALLY LOVES PESKY DWARVES.
PLOT TWIST: OTR WAS NOT AN ACTUAL MOVIE.. IT WAS A SEX TAPE!
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN DOESN'T SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH A LIL' BUMP AND GRIND.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS A DIRECTIONER. YK LOVING THE BRITISH AND ALL.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN STEWART IS A 5'11 PORNSTAR. NO ACTING NEEDED FOR CALI.
PLOT TWIST: MEANWHILE ALL THIS TABLOID STUFF IS GOING ON...KRISTEN IN ACTUALLY BAKING IN HEELS
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN STEWART IS ACTUALLY JOAN JETT.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN'S REAL MOM IS JODIE FOSTER.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH BARACK OBAMA... SHE WAS TOO SHY TO GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE DINNER!
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN WAS THE MASTERMIND THAT LEAKED THE BD PHOTOS WAY BACK WHEN.
PLOT TWIST: THAT WAS ACTUALLY KRISTEN'S LEG AT THE OSCARS, NOT ANGELINA'S
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS ACTUALLY A PART OF THE LAPD
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN LIVES ON ISLE ESME AND NO ON CAN STOP HER
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN STEWART ACTUALLY DRINKS BLOOD BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE'S A VAMPIRE.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN STEWART IS A TUMBLR HIPST3R
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS THE REAL OCTOMOM, BUT DECIDED TO GIVE UP THE KIDS.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN HIRED ROB TO BE HER PRETEND BF ALL THIS TIME JUST SO SHE CAN LOOK LIKE SHE'S NOT FOREVER ALONE.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN SNATCHED MACKENZIE FOY AND NOW THEY'RE BUILDING A HOSPITAL BY HAND.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS AN ACTUAL HOBO. HER AND ROB MET IN A SHELTER.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN CHOPPED HER OWN EAR OFF. THE PIC IS REAL. (omg I love this one PMSL!)
PLOT TWIST: THAT'S NOT LIBERTY ROSS IN THE PICTURE. IT'S ME.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS MAKING HER OWN BURN BOOK OF PAPZ RN.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN AND ROB ARE COMING UP WITH BABY NAMES RN.
PLOT TWIST: THE BRAZILIANS CAPTURED KRISTEN AND THEY ARE HOLDING HER FOR RANSOM.
PLOT TWIST...(or is it): KRISTEN AND ROB PARTAKE IN THE BDSM LIFESTYLE.
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN IS ACTUALLY A STRIPPER AND WTTR WAS ACTUALLY A DOCUMENTARY OF HER LIFE. (omg.. love this one! lol ♥)
PLOT TWIST: TAYLOR IS NOT GAY... HE AND KRISTEN ARE NOW WORKING FOR CIRQUE DE SOLEIL
PLOT TWIST: KRISTEN AND ROB WERE IN TORONTO PARTYING IT UP WITH ME ON THE 17TH.
PLOT TWIST: ROB AND KRISTEN WERE AT AN OBGYN APPOINTMENT ON THE 17TH!
BREAKING NEWS: KRISTEN STEWART GOES LESBIAN FOR CHARLIZE THERON....(not bad actually lol) ;) LOL
ROBSTEN FANDOM APOCALYPSE. KILL ALL TABLOIDS!! GO GO GO (my favvveee!!!!:D )
ITS OFFICIAL. I HATE NEEDLES BUT YOLO IM GETTING A TATTOO OF A SHIP THAT SAYS ROBSTEN AND IT'S GONNA HAVE "I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP."
MY PET SOCK HAS BETTER PHOTOSHOP SKILLS
RUPERT SANDERS IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU FOR CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE WITH... YOUR WIFE! *SCOFFS*
ALRIGHT. Hope all ya'll enjoyed the funnies! Complimentary from @melenciaga :) Robsten's surrogate ;) lol
Bye!
Kristen loves you!:) ( well...her TRUE fans!) :)
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